Ruminations of Pilot the Pooch (16)
I don’t know, I slave away looking after my family, making ’em laugh, cheering ’em up, taking ’em for walks, making sure the twins get lots of exercise – teaching them how to wrestle with me and encouraging them to throw things which I then return. Then there’s making sure next door’s ‘orrible cat does’t spoil the garden … It’s all hard work, but I never complain. So how do they repay me? They go off out without me. That’s what they do! Seems it’s good for me to get used to being on my own for a while. Never heard such rubbish!